Setting Unique Items

Some things you find are mundane yet useful, others are more than they appear at first blush.

Ponderous Potato: This wonderful russet is laced with myriad enchantments. It has a wide array of potential effects, though the party has only discovered 3. "Potato" causes the one holding the potato to take 1d6 fire damage. "Poop" causes you and the potato to swap spaces after the potato comes to rest on the ground once you throw or drop it. "Spud" causes the eyes of the potato to merge and grow into a spear that lasts for 1 minute or until the spud command is given again.